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Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML
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On 11/30/2011 at 4:27am - misc - by BFH4Life (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's ex. I decided to be a good person and hold the door for her as we walked into the store. She decided to be the bitch she is and stomp on my foot as she walked through the open doorway. FML
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On 11/27/2011 at 3:58am - love - by good citizen - United States
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had a very long, complicated talk with my girlfriend. Apparently, since she isn't religious, she doesn't have to give anyone Christmas presents, and yet expects everyone to give her some. She then told me what I should get her. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 12:50pm - misc - by John (man) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, for our 3rd anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML
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On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
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On 09/30/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by hihaay - United States
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 1:21pm - love - by Freechbear (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my neighbors took it upon themselves to knock down the fence we shared, and putting up a new one. Thus fencing my pool into their yard. When I asked them why, he replied, "We thought you weren't coming back." I was gone for 4 months tending to my sister with breast cancer. FML
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On 09/04/2011 at 2:09am - misc - by Pool-less - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States
Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get in a random car and leave. FML
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On 07/25/2011 at 12:08pm - money - by tim12345 - United States
Today, I walked in on my mom and her friends comparing the differences in their nipples. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by oliverP123 - United States (New York)
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