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n4ture

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3370
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About n4ture : Intelligence is sexy and I'm here to read about your lives.
Thai/Chinese and English mixed (yes it's possible).
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n4ture's favorite FMLs

Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML

#21181414
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (8249)

On 06/20/2014 at 1:05am - misc - by Gibbster_ (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53319) - you deserved it (7110)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

#21180513
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48018) - you deserved it (7960)

On 06/19/2014 at 10:33am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML

#21180214
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57343) - you deserved it (4532)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, we had a guy come into the hospital with a carrot stuck deep in his anus. I've heard all kinds of ridiculous cover stories, but his took the cake; he claimed the phone rang while he was showering and he slipped onto a box of vegetables. Guess who had to extract the carrot. FML

#21179512
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52556) - you deserved it (4619)

On 06/18/2014 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was reading butthurt comments about how girl gamers can easily get dates and find love by simply existing. I'm a "girl gamer" who hasn't even found a date, let alone love. I've been looking since I was sixteen. I'm now 27. FML

#21179364
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47183) - you deserved it (7412)

On 06/18/2014 at 12:48pm - love - by AgentRarity (woman) -

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35797) - you deserved it (10069)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58700) - you deserved it (4141)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the girl who broke up with me and disappeared 6 years ago wished me a happy Father's Day. FML

#21176638
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52301) - you deserved it (5964)

On 06/16/2014 at 11:30am - misc - by IneedMaury (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59970) - you deserved it (5702)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML

#21175255
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45014) - you deserved it (5721)

On 06/15/2014 at 7:10am - love - by ToddlersWife - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML

#21174325
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45576) - you deserved it (4295)

On 06/14/2014 at 11:28am - love - by me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom found out that I've been having counselling behind her back for the past 4 years. I broke down in tears explaining everything. Her response was, "So you go and bitch about me behind my back?!" And she wonders why I'm depressed. FML

#21174174
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49593) - you deserved it (5265)

On 06/14/2014 at 6:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML

#21173596
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53359) - you deserved it (8986)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:53pm - animals - by sunil (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML

#21173506
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39973) - you deserved it (3749)

On 06/13/2014 at 5:07pm - misc - by Little Miss Fucket (woman) - United States (Texas)



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