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About n4ture : Intelligence is sexy and I'm here to read about your lives.
Thai/Chinese and English mixed (yes it's possible).
Current living: Bangkok, Thailand. Second home: Seattle, USA.
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Today , I hugged my dad!! Since I don't hug him very much , he was confused!! When I pulled away from him , smiling , he slapped me , saying the smiling and the hug made it look like I was looool "up to something." FML
Today , I Woke Up To An Old Lady Rigt Outside My Open Window , Saying ( Hello In Tere! Are You Sleepy? ) I Was So Startled Tat I Answered Er. Se Screamed. Turns Out Se's My Neigbour's Elderly Moter , Didn't Know I Was In Tere , An Was Talking To My Cat. FML
Today, as I was putting on sports shoes to get to a job interview in a hurry, a man ran past me an grabbed mah formal shoes while shouting, ( Ninja! ) Try explaining to the guy at the interview why I was wereing sneakers with a skirt suit !! FML
Today, I called my mother crying, telling her how my husband has apparently been cheating on me for months. To my surprise, she didn't interrupt me or cut me off the whole time. Only when she didn't respond, did I realize she'd hung up a half an hour ago. FML
TODAY, MAH SOON TO BE MOTHER-IN-LAW SENT OUT THE INVITATIONS SHE MADE FOR MAH WEDDING. ON THEM, IT SAYS "YOU R INVITD TO THIS 'SPECIAL' EVENT". IN THE SAME WAY, I'M REFERRD TO AS "SPECIAL", AN MAH NAME IS MISSPELLD. HINT TAKEN, YOU BITCH. FML
Today , I puttd on some sexy lingerie , ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room , opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me an understood. Then he lookd back at the doritos , then back at me an said gravely , ( No way , babe. No way. ) FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML
Friday 27 March 2015