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mzhonesty
  • Town/Country : Home, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 975
  • Number of comments : 221
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mzhonesty : I'm one of the most honest people you'll ever meet. I do tell people the truth online and offline. My opinion is my opinion; if you agree, then congratulations. If you disagree, then that's just fine, but don't think you can change my mind.

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Today, my best friend became my ex-best friend. I have finally gotten over the guy she stole from me a year ago and have developed a crush on another guy. My best friend called me today to tell me that she broke up with the first guy and is now going out with my current crush. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28615) - you deserved it (3315)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:27pm - love - by Cheater_Cheater_Pumpkin_Eater - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML

#7635822
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20424) - you deserved it (1912)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was driving home from college when I saw a couple of sporty chicks jogging on the side of the road. I honked at them and yelled suggestively as I do at college, which usually gets a fun flirty reaction from college girls. It was my next-door neighbor and her 11 year old daughter. FML

#7587300
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4557) - you deserved it (45541)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:39am - misc - by Fonz (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46312) - you deserved it (2267)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)



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