About mzhonesty : I'm one of the most honest people you'll ever meet. I do tell people the truth online and offline. My opinion is my opinion; if you agree, then congratulations. If you disagree, then that's just fine, but don't think you can change my mind.
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Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 10:43am - love - by safariboo - United States (Texas)
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 3:19am - kids - by matchristityler (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by disasterbutton (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex girlfriend. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 3:24pm - love - by Chrissy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:39pm - love - by Richard - Sent from mobile version
Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was in an elevator, and the hot girl who lives in my building and who I have a crush on got in. She was in a wheelchair with a broken leg, I panicked and tried to flirt with her, and I said 'Nice chair.' She replied 'Nice bruise' and punched me in the nuts. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 12:15am - love - by Liam. - Sent from mobile version
Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML
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On 01/31/2010 at 9:12pm - misc - by youlyingjerk (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 1:59pm - love - by hahahaha090114 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 3:19pm - work - by ouch (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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