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About mysterypersona : I'm just mainly here for the giggles. But if you must know, you can call me MystryPersona, unless you can say something shorter. I love the arts. All arts. I'm going to perform a play soon. I write poetry. I paint. I'm working on about five novel ideas right now. Also, I'm very random. Purple cows=funky ninjas. I love this website.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML
Today, I discovered that my parents rooted through our house looking for junk to sell at a garage sale. They sold all of my books from my bookshelf. When I freaked, out my mom said 'well you never read them'. There was about $300 hidden between the pages of those books. They made $60. FML
Friday 2 October 2015