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  • Town/Country : Melbourne, Australia
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 132
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About myshellx : I have way too much time on my hands to have made an account, and if your reading this - you obviously do to.

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to go to the Apple store and log me on to Facebook on every single computer. FML

#20695876
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40019) - you deserved it (7403)

On 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm - love - by Terminator101101 - United States (Nevada)

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40640) - you deserved it (71512)

On 05/05/2013 at 1:44am - intimacy - by beyondembarrassed - United States

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

#19979806
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30589) - you deserved it (4605)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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180 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
168 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML

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128 comments

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On 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm - money - by creditwhore (man) - United States (Missouri)



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