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by Terminator101101 / 05/30/2013 at 7:06pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
by haggisbowl / 01/14/2012 at 1:52am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML
by creditwhore / 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm / United States (Missouri) / Money
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- Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her,… Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so… Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML