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mynameisjuvy
  • Town/Country : San Diego / Santa Barbara, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 March 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2147
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I got a cross-country job promotion. I decided to plan my Going-Away-Forever party, and bought a pack of 100 invitations. After mailing them out to all my friends, I have 92 left. FML

#1583492 (268)

I agree, your life sucks (46383) - you deserved it (8301)

On 05/03/2009 at 2:17am - work - by caphis (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me... so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

#1259659 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (12961) - you deserved it (35161)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:51pm - work - by Kylene (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML

#1097922 (216)

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (86636)

On 04/18/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by Masterbater (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (138250) - you deserved it (18735)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my professor, who was born without arms, asked somebody "need a hand?" There are over 300 students in that class and I was the only one laughing. FML

#79382 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (11836) - you deserved it (40930)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by AppoKing (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up!". FML

#56665 (529)

I agree, your life sucks (141734) - you deserved it (53043)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

#2899 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (24235) - you deserved it (7307)

On 01/27/2009 at 5:26pm - intimacy - by ottawaaa - Canada (Ontario)