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Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43608) - you deserved it (4877)

On 05/12/2009 at 9:41am - misc - by Viridian - United States

Today, I got pulled over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and pounded on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (36899) - you deserved it (14697)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227 (505)

I agree, your life sucks (157419) - you deserved it (18689)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

#181468 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (82721) - you deserved it (2929)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (28353) - you deserved it (6171)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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