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About mycheese : I love trees beach and desert and cheese I'm completely and utterly random I'm a band geek and can't stand flute players sorry fluters!!!!! :) I could live at the beach and desert and I'm obsessed with hunger games!!! :D who isn't?? ;)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
Friday 5 February 2016