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mycheese
  • Town/Country : Oceanside , CA, USA, Oceanside CA USA, Oceanside CA USA, Oceanside CA USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mycheese : I love trees beach and desert and cheese I'm completely and utterly random I'm a band geek and can't stand flute players sorry fluters!!!!! :) I could live at the beach and desert and I'm obsessed with hunger games!!! :D who isn't?? ;)

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Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML

#19434352
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31520) - you deserved it (2906)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

#19433649
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17746) - you deserved it (2089)

On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

#19433649
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17746) - you deserved it (2089)

On 04/08/2012 at 11:29pm - love - by Stinky. - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

#19432240
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19197) - you deserved it (4824)

On 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

#17742835
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28298) - you deserved it (4868)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML

#17728385
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25561) - you deserved it (2927)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

#13762266
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27652) - you deserved it (4915)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)



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