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About mybluedream : Quickly! If you look off the horizon there you can see the last fuck I gave about your opinion fly away!
My names Chase, just like the bank, yes.
I smoke weed. Daily. Love it. Almost more than how I love my Jack. Straight.
I listen to a lot of metal. Screamo. Some rap every now and then.
Don't watch that much tv. A movie here and there.
I'd like to think I'm pretty mind blowing, so shoot me a message if you're down to chat.
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Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML
Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014