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mybluedream
  • Town/Country : Houston, TEXAS
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 76
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About mybluedream : Quickly! If you look off the horizon there you can see the last fuck I gave about your opinion fly away!

My names Chase, just like the bank, yes.
I smoke weed. Daily. Love it. Almost more than how I love my Jack. Straight.

I listen to a lot of metal. Screamo. Some rap every now and then.
Don't watch that much tv. A movie here and there.

I'd like to think I'm pretty mind blowing, so shoot me a message if you're down to chat.

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Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

#20174308
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21286) - you deserved it (5421)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

#18926603
212 comments

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On 01/27/2012 at 5:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
163 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
201 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88712) - you deserved it (4719) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
259 comments

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On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31928) - you deserved it (4564)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

#7541135
78 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was lying in bed, trying to sleep, when I heard my parents having sex, so I put on my headphones. After listening to music for a good long while, I figured they were done by now, so I took off the headphones just in time to hear them finish. FML

#3934975
170 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Headphones (man) - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

#497309
135 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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