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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 March 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 19922
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was walking on te track wen tis really cute guy sows up. I was ot and sweaty, and wanted to impress im by pouring water on myself. Instead of bieng turned on, all e saw was me wiping my face on my sirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I ad brougt Sprite. FML

#1686217
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10711) - you deserved it (95943)

On 05/06/2009 at 7:36am - love - by gymbob (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at a bar talking to a very attractive young woman. I began to see that she wantd me as she pulld closer an closer. Eventually she pulld me in an lickd mah ear lobe sensually. She then said, "I wanna break yur collar bone." in a seductive tone. FML

#1681747
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62654) - you deserved it (7244)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:13am - love - by Jinthebar (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the eye doctor an they used dilating eye-drops on me . After I left, my vision was still pretty blurry . I walked to the subway anhen I went to step onto the train, I missed an myhole left leg got stuck in the gap . The train was delayed 10 minutes cuz of me . big fat FML

#1617727
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48828) - you deserved it (4846)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by kraussy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (277783) - you deserved it (17725)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I Gave Mah Sister A Stun Gun 4 Her Birthday Since She Recently Had A Couple "close Calls" Walking Home From Work Late At Night. She Was So Excited And Thankful That She Wanted To Express Her Gratitude By Shocking Me To See If It Really Worked. Real FML

#1446877
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54289) - you deserved it (13963)

On 04/29/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by PoopTart (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, an ant bit ma penis. Tat was te first 'mout to ever touc it. FML

#1382761
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (92084) - you deserved it (22163)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by hjgjh - United States (California)

2day I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen I pickd it up intending on throwing it in the trash. When I lookd up there wasn't a trash can for another hundrd feet. So I puttd it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML

#1303608
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23648) - you deserved it (55747)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by fml (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (21277)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I woke up to go to school . looool I was unbelievably tired , but I gathered the courage to go take my shower . I then took a long shower , cleaned up my room , got dressed , an ate breakfast . Going back to my room , I looked at the clock , which read 3:22 AM . FML

#1289647
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (35448)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my alarm went off. I reacd to swat it , missd , slippd , smackd my face on my dresser , and fell on te floor. As I pickd myself up off te floor , I it my ead on te open top drawer of my oter dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness , I was attackd by two pieces of furniture. mega FML

#1250407
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54692) - you deserved it (10488)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today , my alarm went off. I reacd to swat it , missd , slippd , smackd my face on my dresser , and fell on te floor. As I pickd myself up off te floor , I it my ead on te open top drawer of my oter dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness , I was attackd by two pieces of furniture. mega FML

#1250407
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54692) - you deserved it (10488)

On 04/23/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I pulled over to help a grl with her car. I thought mah limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shrt off, I was confident as I got out of mah car. 10 minutes later I left cuz I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

#1249093
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11469) - you deserved it (58552)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:47am - misc - by edhalen (man) - United States

Today , mah friend and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club . I saw a very , very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself . Trying to be a stud I walked over and said ( What are u doing Friday night? ) Her response: ( Not you . ) real FML

#1244870
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24658) - you deserved it (75339)

On 04/23/2009 at 12:20am - intimacy - by rejected (man) - United States (Nevada)



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