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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5017
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mustang95 : Just you average southern country boy. Message me if you have any questions.

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Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

#19840334
497 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9851) - you deserved it (47849)

On 06/24/2012 at 5:45pm - kids - by :( (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

#19840064
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25618) - you deserved it (1861)

On 06/24/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by Boar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML

#19838531
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32605) - you deserved it (3027)

On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received an acceptance letter to Juilliard. After showing it to my mom, she tells me I can't attend because Robin Williams graduated from Juilliard, and he now has too much facial hair. FML

#19838492
213 comments

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On 06/24/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by A.W (woman) - United States

Today, my parents were awake while I was still in bed on my iPod touch. I decided to play The Smurfs Village. One of its minigames involves shaking the iPod, so I was breathing heavily. Later, my parents sat me down for a little "talk". FML

#19833260
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24307) - you deserved it (7337)

On 06/23/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML

#19831438
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28318) - you deserved it (8522)

On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)

Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML

#19829657
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8287) - you deserved it (25184)

On 06/22/2012 at 3:41pm - misc - by hakura madada - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my new roommate woke me up at noon to bitch about my "selfish sleeping habits" and how they ruin her ability to invite anyone over. I work the graveyard shift at the hospital. FML

#19828906
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27547) - you deserved it (1895)

On 06/22/2012 at 12:14pm - work - by lynn (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I made a phone call in my office to my doctor. He wanted to call a prescription to my pharmacy, but wanted to know by what method I would prefer my medication. During our conversation, a group of potential clients walked in just as I exclaimed "I definitely prefer oral." FML

#19827814
74 comments

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On 06/22/2012 at 3:28am - work - by me - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend showed off her new tattoo, which is supposed to say "bad bitch" in Italian, and I had to point out that it actually says "defective female". Her response was to cuss me out and inform me that I'm no longer part of her social circle. FML

#19824729
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29472) - you deserved it (3352)

On 06/21/2012 at 4:28pm - misc - by tubby (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

#19824273
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21884) - you deserved it (9900)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States

Today, after having been constipated for ages, I finally forced out a week's worth of build-up. The excruciating pain reduced me to tears, and my boyfriend refused to drive me to the hospital, because according to him, I must have had anal sex with someone. FML

#19824188
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28831) - you deserved it (2672)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:43pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

#19823688
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23572) - you deserved it (3283)

On 06/21/2012 at 11:40am - love - by rink.attendant.6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

#19822134
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32428) - you deserved it (8928)

On 06/21/2012 at 1:40am - kids - by Bad Mommy - United States (California)

Today, my mom took me to dinner. She told me about an argument that she and her boyfriend had, and she showed me the texts. While reading, I learned that she smells his dick before sucking it. FML

#19814133
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29938) - you deserved it (2747)

On 06/19/2012 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by lisahb - United States (Michigan)



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