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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4994
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mustang95 : Just you average southern country boy. Message me if you have any questions.

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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5988) - you deserved it (47915)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19669) - you deserved it (9122)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35336) - you deserved it (1842)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22855) - you deserved it (2413)

On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23114) - you deserved it (8610)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29620) - you deserved it (2867)

On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20960) - you deserved it (6486)

On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48062) - you deserved it (26096)

On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33928) - you deserved it (3840)

On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72436) - you deserved it (3734)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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