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mustang95
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2464
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About mustang95 : Just you average southern country boy. Message me if you have any questions.

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Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

#2341
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On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

#2256
147 comments

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On 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by TheEnglishOne - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
86 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML

#1485
26 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 6:17pm - love - by C2 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
32 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
95 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
72 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
56 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, I'm flying out of the country in a few hours. A plane from the same airline just crashed into the Hudson River and is now floating in it. FML

#1219
58 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 10:05am - misc - by Tom - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947
29 comments

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On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

#581
46 comments

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On 12/23/2008 at 11:11pm - love - by Lililaloose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

#475
21 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 2:01am - misc - by gui909 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

#391
113 comments

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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I'm still in love with my ex boyfriend who is going out with someone else. But at least I now know that he's gay. FML

#755
25 comments

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:46pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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