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by FailMan / 01/17/2009 at 8:15am / United States (Connecticut) / Love
by stellarshaun / 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Camm. / 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Tom / 01/15/2009 at 10:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML
by USSEYL / 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
- Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the… Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me…