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  • Town/Country : usa
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About musicalpineapple : Hi, I'm Daniela
I dig you for looking at my profile
I love to read and write
I play piano and sing with a bit of guitar in the mix
I'm a freshman in Highschool
Class of 2015
I'm 14
I love accents; if you have an accent MSG me! :)
WHOOOO!
Oh and Im a hyper person!
So MSG me sometime

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Today, I killed a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13757) - you deserved it (39821)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, my step dad stole over $400 worth of savings from me. He spent it on alcohol, fireworks, and a very large sombrero. FML

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On 07/18/2011 at 9:08am - misc - by _TaToRtOt_ (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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On 04/27/2011 at 4:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after we'd let an author rent out our cabin, we read in the book of poems he wrote while staying that he'd described how he enjoyed sitting on our table naked. The same table we often eat off. FML

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