Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1441
  • Number of comments : 421
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About murdersquirrel : You're = you are.
Your = belonging to or associated with a person.

There = in, at or to a place.
Their = Belonging to or associated with a person previously mentioned or of unspecified gender.
They're = they are.

This isn't English class, but the reason we're taught the rules of grammar is so that we can apply them outside of the classroom. So do it.

murdersquirrel's page activity

Visits<b>BamBAmGG</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 11:59am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 6:19pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 6:44am<b>wuellmar</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 4:05am<b>Jowisee</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 3:38pm<b>StupidUsername89</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:29pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 1:17pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:40pm<b>sean12270000</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 1:33am<b>Bulbadragon</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:16pm<b>fluman</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 3:43pm<b>decladon007</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:10pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 5:43pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 9:26am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 7:54pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 4:54pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 10:55am<b>billboob</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 11:07pm

Fucked!<b>Arni792</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 12:44pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 7:17pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 09/03/2015 at 2:08pm<b>taylorzgoines</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:12am<b>theBandit68</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:50am<b>AnnaDeWitt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:56pm<b>cooper3991</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 9:41pm<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 10:33am

murdersquirrel's FML badges


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

See all of murdersquirrel's badges

murdersquirrel's favorite FMLs

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48458) - you deserved it (8494)

On 01/04/2014 at 12:25am - love - by ... - United States

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: