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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 July 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1234
  • Number of comments : 421
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 8 posted

About murdersquirrel : You're = you are.
Your = belonging to or associated with a person.

There = in, at or to a place.
Their = Belonging to or associated with a person previously mentioned or of unspecified gender.
They're = they are.

This isn't English class, but the reason we're taught the rules of grammar is so that we can apply them outside of the classroom. So do it.

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Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44927) - you deserved it (7955)

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