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About murdersquirrel : You're = you are.
Your = belonging to or associated with a person.
There = in, at or to a place.
Their = Belonging to or associated with a person previously mentioned or of unspecified gender.
They're = they are.
This isn't English class, but the reason we're taught the rules of grammar is so that we can apply them outside of the classroom. So do it.
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Friday 5 February 2016