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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 722
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mufc4everch : I am a college student currently on summer break and am very bored indeed.

I study physics and hope to get a degree in astrophysics. It's not as hard as it sounds if you have the passion.

Overall I'm pretty much an average guy and I find this site exceedingly humorous.

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mufc4everch's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50550) - you deserved it (18095)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML

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235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90675) - you deserved it (27024)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by aviators (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1136214) - you deserved it (114907)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML

#60108
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65720) - you deserved it (5114)

On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40721) - you deserved it (15308)

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