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mufc4everch

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 October 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 936
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About mufc4everch : I am a college student currently on summer break and am very bored indeed.

I study physics and hope to get a degree in astrophysics. It's not as hard as it sounds if you have the passion.

Overall I'm pretty much an average guy and I find this site exceedingly humorous.

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Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11845) - you deserved it (37807)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

looool today I watched as neighbor walked to front lawn, looked me right in the eye, an pissed on mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24767) - you deserved it (2938)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I went to pick a penny off of te ground fir good luck . Someone kneed me in te butt, I fell face first and broke ma glasses . mega FML

#19460120
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25270) - you deserved it (3884)

On 04/13/2012 at 5:43am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today.!! !! I was having sex with my boyfriend.!! !! when his sister knockd on the door an askd if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it !! We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning !! FML

#19406628
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13327) - you deserved it (30880)

On 04/04/2012 at 1:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, an stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. real FML

#19360532
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6083) - you deserved it (51027)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I accidentally droppd a sculpture at college and it broke !! Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitchd me out and told me to be such an attention-seeking drama queen !! FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25399) - you deserved it (3145)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today , I was attackd by a bird at 3 in the morning. The bird was being attackd by an owl , and decidd the safest place to land wasn't in a tree , but my face. No-one will believe me , despite the 12 stitches across my face. fat FML

#19026198
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22980) - you deserved it (1839)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I was walking home when an old guy cummd up to me asking 4 directions. After I pointd him in the right direction, he held mah hand, strokd mah face then pushd me into a bush. fat FML

#18897176
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27650) - you deserved it (2646)

On 01/24/2012 at 6:47am - misc - by SpongeAbii2 - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written ( Obama is a beautiful chocolate man ) to every essay question. FML

#18465913
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On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

TODAY , I WAS AT WORK AS A CASHIER!! AN OLD LADY UNBAGGED EVERYTHING I HAD , AN ANGRILY "TAUGHT" ME HOW TO BAG!! SHE PUTTED POTATOES ON HER EGGS AN BROKE THEM!! SHE THEN SCREAMED THAT I WAS USELESS AN RETARDED IN FRONT OF ALL MAH OTHER CUSTOMERS AN MANAGER!! FML

#17925630
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32760) - you deserved it (1969)

On 10/07/2011 at 1:55am - work - by bdjsbskl - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while at work, after reading more than 100 FMLs and moderating more than 500, I decidd to write one of my own with the help of my boss, who had been standing next to me 4 over an hour. "How about being frd?" mega FML

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, an felt lyk I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about yur girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42990) - you deserved it (5606) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)



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