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About muFilter : I like cats and music.
I just discovered that the full-fledged computer browser version of FML shows us who has last visited our profiles. I feel like such a creepy stalker now... So, yeah, if you stopped by then you may as well message me since I'm gonna know you were here anyway. No, but feel free to drop me a note if you want. I usually use my phone, but I'm sure I'll be more inclined to visit on my laptop now (to see who's been creeping) and will be sure to check for messages when I do.
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Today, I found an invisible ink pen. I drew on my arms, thinking nobody would see it. I had an allergic reaction to the ink, and I now have three very large, very visible, red penises on my forearm. FML
Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML
Today, my mom screeched at me about my pillowcase being dirty and finished off one long rant with an irate "Who raised you to be such a pig?" Her anger multiplied by ten when I asked if it was a trick question. FML
Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
Friday 19 September 2014