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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1996 (19 years)
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About msw24 : 16 year old living in PDX, trying to find my way and weave through the river that is high school.

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Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (48434) - you deserved it (17590)

On 03/03/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by booyouwhoree (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (106618) - you deserved it (4780)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28678) - you deserved it (4547)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML


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