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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About msw24 : 16 year old living in PDX, trying to find my way and weave through the river that is high school.

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Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML

#20107434
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10274) - you deserved it (32011)

On 10/08/2012 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by blabbermouth (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML

#20081621
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28610) - you deserved it (3029)

On 09/21/2012 at 12:51am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

#20056463
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19645) - you deserved it (2653)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML

#19998761
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25049) - you deserved it (2695)

On 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm - misc - by danonno (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my new girlfriend breastfeeds her dolls. FML

#19730259
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (3052)

On 06/04/2012 at 12:34am - misc - by whattheheck - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21739) - you deserved it (6776)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

#19619815
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27045) - you deserved it (2544)

On 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I would still care for her if she was a vegetable. She informed me that if I was a potato, she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20329) - you deserved it (6399)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML

#19388939
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22151) - you deserved it (9318)

On 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML

#19303297
105 comments

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On 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML

#19255616
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (2919)

On 03/11/2012 at 3:36am - love - by Tristan Brantley - United States (California)

Today, my nap was cut short by three bricks flying through my window. FML

#18966714
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (1997)

On 02/01/2012 at 3:22am - misc - by dammit - United States

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML

#18451156
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41604) - you deserved it (2657)

On 12/07/2011 at 6:35am - health - by cuppycakeslove - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (3029)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)



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