About msw24 : 16 year old living in PDX, trying to find my way and weave through the river that is high school.
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Today, my boyfriend and I made love for the first time. Before we left his house so he could walk me home, I fixed my hair by the hall mirror and joked about having serious sex hair. My boyfriend quickly reminded me that his incredibly religious mother was in the next room. FML
by blabbermouth / 10/08/2012 at 1:26pm / South Africa (Eastern Cape) / Intimacy
Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML
by Anonymous / 09/21/2012 at 12:51am / United States / Kids
by weave9z / 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was sitting under a rather large house plant in my dining room, minding my own business when a spider lowered itself right in front of my face. It startled me, causing me to gasp, which resulted in me inhaling the spider. I then spent 3 minutes choking on it. FML
by danonno / 08/02/2012 at 5:08pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by whattheheck / 06/04/2012 at 12:34am / Canada (Manitoba) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/24/2012 at 12:59am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm / United States / Health
by jesifairy / 04/13/2012 at 12:46am / Australia / Love
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
by anonymous / 04/01/2012 at 2:38pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/18/2012 at 8:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I called my wife from work to check in on her because she's eight months pregnant. She didn't answer. Instead she showed up at my work hysterically crying and screaming, "You don't love me because I'm a fat whale!" She then knocked everything off my desk. FML
by Tristan Brantley / 03/11/2012 at 3:36am / United States (California) / Love
by dammit / 02/01/2012 at 3:22am / United States / Miscellaneous
by katie876 / 01/14/2012 at 8:34am / United States / Miscellaneous
by cuppycakeslove / 12/07/2011 at 6:35am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
- Today, I found myself completely naked, tied to a chair with a slice of ham on each breast. Note to… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…