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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Friday 19 December 2014