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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by jj4320 / 09/17/2011 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Transportation
by funnymanjoe / 09/14/2011 at 7:06am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by COCKYmanUSC / 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
by CaseyFpC85 / 09/11/2011 at 11:13am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML
by why?! / 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Lost / 01/14/2010 at 10:57am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
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