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msfattietice
  • Town/Country : Markham, Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 13 June 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 182
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About msfattietice : Stupid peolpe make me laugh

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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (6138)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7650) - you deserved it (23886)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate and his friends using my bass clarinet to smoke weed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23990) - you deserved it (3718)

On 09/14/2011 at 7:06am - misc - by funnymanjoe - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom baked cupcakes for my visiting grandparents. Later, I saw my grandpa chowing down on them. Even later, my mom demanded to know why there were a dozen cupcake wrappers on my bed. I've essentially been framed by my own grandpa, and am now grounded for a month. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23498) - you deserved it (1623)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:57pm - kids - by why?! (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (10455) - you deserved it (1180)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34156) - you deserved it (7049)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26612) - you deserved it (1929)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:57am - misc - by Lost (man) - United States (Utah)



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