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ms_nobody
  • Town/Country : Sealy, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 June 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2666
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About ms_nobody : during my long days at work, my only joy is reading the sorrows of others on this site

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Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (29774)

On 09/05/2009 at 4:54pm - misc - by Idiots (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (47871) - you deserved it (5206)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my wife thought it would be fun to bring in one of her girlfriends for a threesome. Because of the friend, I now know what my wife sounds like when she's having a REAL orgasm. Five years and two kids into our marriage. FML

#4511410 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (40806) - you deserved it (13556)

On 08/13/2009 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by onehundredpercenteffed (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML

#720551 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (41961) - you deserved it (11883)

On 03/31/2009 at 5:08am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)