mrszane93

Search for a member

mrszane93

3Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3108
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.

mrszane93's page activity

Visits<b>ChrisEriquezzo</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 7:55pm<b>machone</b> - the 04/21/2016 at 8:22pm<b>js48</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 2:37am<b>goldengirlsfan</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 4:44pm<b>TyroneLeBron</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:21am<b>SeveralLake</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 6:12pm<b>Cwixter</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:12pm<b>Isandri</b> - the 09/21/2015 at 6:56am<b>Woody02284</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:54pm<b>meanleank</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 8:41am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 10:14am<b>melons</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:43am<b>Redmai</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 3:18pm<b>tiggerlover100</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 12:20am<b>funnyguy9</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 12:13am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:23am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 3:09pm<b>Amiiii</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 12:41pm

Fucked!<b>machone</b> - the 04/22/2016 at 2:22am<b>Cwixter</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 11:12pm<b>meanleank</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 2:41pm

mrszane93's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of mrszane93's badges

mrszane93's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML

by lababy / 11/15/2011 at 12:20pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

by honeybadger123 / 11/13/2011 at 8:11pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, like every day, I used my phone while taking a dump. As I reached for some toilet paper to wipe myself, my sister pounded on the door for me to hurry up. I yelled "Fine," and without realizing it, wiped myself with my phone. FML

by shootme / 11/13/2011 at 5:46pm / Canada / Miscellaneous

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

by Anonymous / 11/13/2011 at 3:40am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe;)." and "Shit wrong person." to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML

by random person / 11/13/2011 at 1:16am / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2011 at 6:04pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML

by so romantic / 11/12/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

by devinchi / 11/11/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Health

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm / Ireland (Cork) / Animals

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm / Romania (Mures) / Work

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I had to endure yet another evening of the old man in the apartment above me screaming, "No, I don't want to shave my nose hair, you crazy bitch." He lives alone. FML

by hurtsmyears / 11/06/2011 at 8:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous