About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.
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by LinaLinaYeah / 12/09/2011 at 11:26am / Canada / Love
by blondie101 / 12/09/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML
by Dante178 / 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm / United States (California) / Money
by Anonymous / 12/07/2011 at 12:47pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I saw a 10 dollar bill on the street, as I went to grab it, it was pulled away by a string. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I was tricked by teenagers or that I tripped and fell as I went for it. FML
by aceshot97 / 12/06/2011 at 9:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Rumpkis / 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2011 at 12:44am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by gtfb1993 / 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by jessi / 12/02/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Kids
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
by cheated / 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2011 at 11:48am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by jshibbz0993 / 11/23/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Florida) / Money
by Anonymous / 11/20/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Chubby / 11/17/2011 at 11:50am / United States / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I spent the night with my guy, whom I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered… Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno… Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…