About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.
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by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
by hitchhiked / 01/04/2012 at 1:28am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by cul8erqtpie20 / 01/03/2012 at 11:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Cpt Colin / 01/03/2012 at 2:17am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/03/2012 at 12:32am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by tooearly / 01/01/2012 at 3:31am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by yourebeautiful / 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by TheBeastSwaq / 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/31/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals