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mrszane93

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2836
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.

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Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35273) - you deserved it (29576)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML

#18703158
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12286) - you deserved it (83069)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:28am - money - by hitchhiked - United States (California)

Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML

#18698902
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36606) - you deserved it (6046)

On 01/03/2012 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

#18697253
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31153) - you deserved it (8042)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my roomie has lost her only source of income. This means I'm responsible for all the bills and the rent. I would kick her out and get someone else, but she's my mother. FML

#18696209
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33294) - you deserved it (4514)

On 01/03/2012 at 11:35am - money - by cul8erqtpie20 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money for a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37982) - you deserved it (5742)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36496) - you deserved it (2492)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27996) - you deserved it (13816)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47789) - you deserved it (3487)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML

#18685700
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48170) - you deserved it (7593)

On 01/02/2012 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38210) - you deserved it (3228)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37189) - you deserved it (2701)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

#18663308
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31909) - you deserved it (2471)

On 12/31/2011 at 12:09pm - love - by TheBeastSwaq - United States (California)

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29852) - you deserved it (6429)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (5796)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)



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