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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2158
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.

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Today... I finally managed to get through to the radio station that I always listen to. I handed the phone to my dad so he could win the prize fir me... because I'm under 18. He hung up because he thought it was a prank call. FML

#18774683
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28025) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:02pm - misc - by Andrew7847 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to run a timd mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24780) - you deserved it (5568)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today , my boyfriend changd his relationship status on Facebook to ( Single ) an his status to ( I'm not kidding , leave yur key on the counter. ) FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36826) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Texted Me Saying He Had Left A Surprise On Mah Driveway. Thinking It Was Something Special, I Went Outside To Look. It Was A Little Bag Of Mayonnaise Packets. FML

#18750908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24117) - you deserved it (3570)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Texted Me Saying He Had Left A Surprise On Mah Driveway. Thinking It Was Something Special, I Went Outside To Look. It Was A Little Bag Of Mayonnaise Packets. FML

#18750908
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24117) - you deserved it (3570)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

TODAY... MAH SISTER ATTACKED ME AND STUFFED A TIC TAC UP MAH NOSE. I'M CURRENTLY IN THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO HAVE IT REMOVED. FML

#18738638
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29318) - you deserved it (2771)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while helping mah father build a shelf, I suggestd that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggestd I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (14021)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably the father. mega FML

#18728659
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48405) - you deserved it (3998)

On 01/06/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today , I Couldn't Contain My Laughterhen A Patient Told Me She'd Namd Her Unborn Daughter Twinkie. Real FML

#18728006
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32680) - you deserved it (4937)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. mega FML

#18721494
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32463) - you deserved it (3227)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today... I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. mega FML

#18721494
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32463) - you deserved it (3227)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bd with a bucket nereby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I pukd into the bucket. I realisd too late that mah cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumpd out and spread vomit all over mah apartment. FML

#18716901
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37477) - you deserved it (4947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm - animals - by Fat_abott - France

Today I was on Skype wit te guy I like. After a wile of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to im an started picking nose. He ended te call. FML

#18716457
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14558) - you deserved it (51873)

On 01/05/2012 at 2:35pm - love - by louise (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States



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