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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2161
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.

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Today, I caught looool mah pregnant wife smoking. This is after I quit over a month ago to show her mah support and be a good influence on our child. mega FML

#18963404
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33814) - you deserved it (2750)

On 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by MCMB33 (man) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

#18954927
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32926) - you deserved it (5166)

On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

Today , I realized tat my usband and I are at tat point in our marriage were "sleeping togeter" means scooting closer to eac oter in te bed. FML

#18951326
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25744) - you deserved it (3775)

On 01/30/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by oldsoulyoungbody (woman) - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT GOOGLE+ HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPLOADING MAH CELL PHONE PICTURE AS I TAKE THEM. MY FRIEND HAVE NOW SEEN PICTURE OF ME, MAH PENIS, AND OTHER THING TOO HORRIFYING TO TALK ABOUT. FML

#18945896
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14956) - you deserved it (41395)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I realizd the closest thing I've had to an intimate relationship with a female is the one I have with mah cat !! Even then, she ignores me !! fat FML

#18943699
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22664) - you deserved it (5111)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today mah grlfriend woefully admittd that she think of me more as a brother than as a boyfriend all while I was still inside her. FML

#18927018
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (3002)

On 01/27/2012 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leand over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walkd away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27340) - you deserved it (3808)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parent were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37948) - you deserved it (5198)

On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was kickd out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly!! FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29722) - you deserved it (7062)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was kickd out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly!! FML

#18877531
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29722) - you deserved it (7062)

On 01/22/2012 at 3:25am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, a kid from school came to house. He askd dad if I was at home, cuz we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm groundd for a month, and no matter what I say, dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from bieng a chronic bitch. FML

#18834443
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35392) - you deserved it (3078)

On 01/17/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by littlelottie - United States (Florida)

Today, I Found Out The Girl I've Been Fooling Around With Fir Two Weeks Has A Boyfriend, Who Is In Jail, An Is A Member Of The Aryan Brotherhood. FML

#18833133
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35718) - you deserved it (6816)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:57am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

#18829619
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41224) - you deserved it (9752)

On 01/16/2012 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummd out to my father. He seemd to be totally okay with it, as long as I'm the "man" in my relationships. mega FML

#18825436
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28046) - you deserved it (8509)

On 01/16/2012 at 2:55pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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