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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2159
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.

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Today, ma best friend and I went to te movies. Tere was a ot casier, so I tougt it would be cool to talk in a Britis accent to try and be sexy. I walkd up and startd talking wen e interruptd me and said in a very eavy Britis accent, ( I know your faking. You can stop now. ) FML

#5752857
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7465) - you deserved it (54833)

On 10/10/2009 at 2:10am - work - by dammitt (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I joined a small disaster relief group. I remarked to the big, long-haired person beside me that it was surprising that I was the only looool female in the group. I got a cold stare. Later I asked another volunteer about that person. He answered, "Oh, her? She's mah sister." FML

#5566724
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10147) - you deserved it (35115)

On 09/30/2009 at 3:30pm - work - by Blurry (woman) - Philippines (Batangas)

Today, I was talking an joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." an walkd away. He seriously dumpd me through a one-liner. mega FML

#5515193
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47083) - you deserved it (4602)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out y my husband had wantd to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informd me that he wasn't always Ben, but usd to be Brenda. His 'penis doesn't work and he had wantd to know I "truly lovd him" before he had let me know. fat FML

#5148313
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (183291) - you deserved it (19010)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today... my brother cummed out of the shower and sat with my mom and me on the couch. He then says he liked the idea of the extra toothbrush in the shower... it helps him clean between his toes. I have been using that to brush my teeth 4 the last two weeks. FML

#5060700
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36470) - you deserved it (8831)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by uglychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to te movies wit te girl I liked. Se kept on eating ma popcorn so Iispered in er ear ( Pretty soon yur going to ave to repay me wit kisses. ) Ten se looked at me and walked out te teatre. Se cummed back wit a bucket of popcorn and said ( Here, your repaid. ) mega FML

#4925971
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32921) - you deserved it (41310)

On 08/30/2009 at 8:19am - love - by regected (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wantad to ba craativa. I hid an angagamant ring 4 girlfriand insida ona of har running shoas. I axpactad har to fina it and waka ma up, but sha didn't. Latar, whan I askad if thara was anything in har shoa, sha raspondad, "Thara was a rock. I just shook it out outsida. Why?" FML

#4880927
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22960) - you deserved it (54305)

On 08/28/2009 at 11:08am - love - by fmlll (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a lovely little surprise after I got out of the shower . That lovely little surprise? I got stung in the scrotum by a hornet that had decidd to nestle itself inside the towel I was drying off with . FML

#4256905
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53812) - you deserved it (2897)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Tyler (man) - United States

2day I hered mah parents having sex fir the first time so I turned the TV up really loud to drown out the noise, and a minute or two later mah mom comes downstairs in this skimpy nightgown to ask me y the TV was so loud and, seieng the horror on mah face, kept askinghat was wrong with me . mega FML

#4069645
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51729) - you deserved it (3377)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:42am - intimacy - by scarred (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , my girlfriend,ho never initiates sex , pulld me into my room and onto my bd with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this fir once , she reaches down , grabs my underwear , and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever receivd.

#3684210
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71493) - you deserved it (12613)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter was telling everyone at her elementry school about mah gay partner . Yes, I have a gay partner . He is mah work partner an he happens to be gay . FML

#3663410
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54283) - you deserved it (4687)

On 07/11/2009 at 9:14am - misc - by charma (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

#3648052
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (65978)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)

TODAY , I OPENED LUNC IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AT UNIVERSITY. I AD A NOTE IN LUNC FROM MOTER TAT SAID "HAVE A GOOD DAY SWEETIE! - LOVE MOM". I WROTE TAT NOTE , AND PUTTED IT IN LUNC TO IMPRESS FRIENDS. FML

#3613021
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19483) - you deserved it (60564)

On 07/09/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by sadlife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding bike on the side of the road cuz there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honkd at me. Pissd off, I turnd around and screamd "shut the fuck up!" It was girlfriend's parents saying hi. big fat FML

#3349914
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13729) - you deserved it (60618)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by ZZ - Canada (Ontario)



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