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mrszane93

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2843
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About mrszane93 : I'm 19 and in college. On FML because it passes time. It's also funny and I need a good laugh every now and then.

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Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69266) - you deserved it (3516)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30421) - you deserved it (3470)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

#17962903
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26824) - you deserved it (12868)

On 10/11/2011 at 9:11pm - love - by Andrew - United States (Florida)

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML

#17910752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26059) - you deserved it (8109)

On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26451) - you deserved it (2235)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML

#16767649
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38863) - you deserved it (10076)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm - misc - by heather - Canada

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16488) - you deserved it (38515)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40165) - you deserved it (9856)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56013) - you deserved it (18649)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
255 comments

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
255 comments

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21388) - you deserved it (57094)

On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9679) - you deserved it (77759)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, I went to get a tattoo. I decided on getting my four month daughter's name tattooed on my upper arm. I went home to show my wife. She broke down and told me that I'm most likely not the father. It's a toss-up between her co-worker, the guy who does our lawn, several strangers and me. FML

#14605764
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59672) - you deserved it (4712)

On 01/16/2011 at 9:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (68669)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)



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