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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 March 1983 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 800
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boss puttd me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signd the paperwork, I was too embarrassd to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treatd fir ( dangerously low levels of dick ). FML

#20434482
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9564) - you deserved it (21668)

On 12/31/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by offtothejobcentre (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, as I have been 4 10 yeres, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with mah mother, she yelld, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48078) - you deserved it (7205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend's transition into an annoying hipster is complete . It startd with the not-really-necessary nerd glasses and the Mötley Crüe t-shrt, the final straw bieng the affectd British accent . I'm considering where to dump the body . FML

#20086118
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24310) - you deserved it (2750)

On 09/24/2012 at 1:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (1926)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

yesterday I sarcastically pointed out a book to mah mom, titled ( Living Successfully With Screwed Up People. ) She already has it. fat FML

#19568451
55 comments

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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -

2day mah girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage fir sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours an she hasn't stopped crying, praying an calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
359 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

#15555921
196 comments

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On 03/30/2011 at 12:54am - health - by shelby - United States

yesterday after my 22 year old son realizd that there was no more contact solution.. . he decidd to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushd out . I raisd this moron . FML

#15339337
176 comments

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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

TODAY , I FOUND OUT THAT THE CANDY BRACELET MAH SISTER GAVE ME A FEW DAYS AGO WAS ACTUALLY A CANDY COCK RING SHE'D USD ON HER BOYFRIEND JUST A FEW HOURS PRIOR. APPARENTLY , SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE TASTE. I HOWEVER , DID. FML

#14973308
98 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
242 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today I was supposed to go on a date wit a guy wo lives on te same floor as me in ma apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to im doing te grl wo lives next door to me. FML

#14647412
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30126) - you deserved it (2740)

On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21874) - you deserved it (2827)

On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today... ma baby-crazy moter expressed er concerns tat I aven't conceived after aole two monts of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorcedile your still ot... sleep around until you get pregnant... ten marry te winner." Wen I complained to ma fater... e supported er. FML

#14545580
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34526) - you deserved it (2838)

On 01/11/2011 at 1:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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