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Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:15am - misc - by anniemeece (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)
Today, I was shopping for tampons when a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." FML
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On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was half asleep and tried to cuddle my husband as we slept. Still dreaming, he yelled for me to leave his money alone. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 1:04am - love - by atsukobo - United States
Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm - work - by Janitor (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by Djcc - United States
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, it appears that it's Single Loser Awareness Day. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 10:32am - love - by crazytown62 - United States
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML
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On 02/07/2012 at 8:47am - misc - by courtneynaked (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 3:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Monday 17 June 2013
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