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mpsteve137

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4971
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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mpsteve137's favorite FMLs

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

#7520375
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6872) - you deserved it (64593)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9616) - you deserved it (100101)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9616) - you deserved it (100101)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

#7293990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (8407)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30866) - you deserved it (6934)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34356) - you deserved it (5497)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28919) - you deserved it (7012)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 months has been faking his southern accent. FML

#6575339
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (8345)

On 12/02/2009 at 10:15pm - love - by wooed (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

#6508757
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24151) - you deserved it (12080)

On 11/29/2009 at 3:55am - misc - by Nomoresandwish (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML

#6489895
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32583) - you deserved it (15345)

On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that the plant in my kitchen that I have been watering for almost 2 years is fake. FML

#6453438
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9504) - you deserved it (48840)

On 11/25/2009 at 9:41pm - misc - by IlikeGreenPlants (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML

#6406317
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40239) - you deserved it (2159)

On 11/22/2009 at 3:03pm - love - by gj09 - United States

Today, I saw a squirrel beside a tree. Thinking it was cute, I stepped closer, picked up a pine cone and tried to lure it to come closer. After about two minutes of silently squatting on someone's lawn holding a pine cone, I realized the squirrel was dead. FML

#6391764
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24277) - you deserved it (13922)

On 11/21/2009 at 6:02pm - animals - by eyesightfail (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML

#6318893
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43810) - you deserved it (2053)

On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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