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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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mpsteve137's favorite FMLs

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43202) - you deserved it (9580)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9286) - you deserved it (27457)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

#8607847
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30413) - you deserved it (1703)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

#8265301
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19336) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/14/2010 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by klsdhjla (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a notice that my boyfriend had given me a rose via Happy Aquarium on Facebook. It came with a date cancellation so that he and his friends could play BioShock. FML

#8246413
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20716) - you deserved it (4166)

On 02/14/2010 at 11:32am - love - by Fv-day (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46051) - you deserved it (3117)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16137) - you deserved it (75143)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML

#7698820
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10954) - you deserved it (31938)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:47am - misc - by Wowsers. (woman) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

#7583250
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36444) - you deserved it (11863)

On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told a girl she was beautiful on the inside and out. She still didn't sleep with me. FML

#7520375
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6591) - you deserved it (63009)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by MackeyBoy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9591) - you deserved it (99773)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML

#7483362
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9591) - you deserved it (99773)

On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

Today, I was spooning with my wife when I said, "It's cold tonight." Previously when I used that line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know how to warm you up" and we would make love. Tonight, she said "I know how to warm you up" and farted on me. FML

#7293990
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25504) - you deserved it (8127)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)



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