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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3936
  • Number of comments : 198
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML

#12972343
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28205) - you deserved it (4161)

On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39417) - you deserved it (14830)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML

#12284629
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73438) - you deserved it (4245)

On 08/03/2010 at 8:11am - love - by Broken (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Abu Dhabi)

Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML

#12283865
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5483) - you deserved it (33984)

On 08/03/2010 at 6:21am - misc - by Jesse from - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

#12266634
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40270) - you deserved it (4665)

On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17181) - you deserved it (68102)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35082) - you deserved it (10529)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

#10823884
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9743) - you deserved it (28627)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

Today, I came back from a week long class trip. My mother took it upon herself to replace my bed sheets and clean my room. Apparently, she found a note under my mattress from my ex-boyfriend. It said "For all you future dudes, Connor was here first!" FML

#9645798
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31289) - you deserved it (9154)

On 04/05/2010 at 3:32am - intimacy - by FASHlONABLE - United States (California)

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

#9395131
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25558) - you deserved it (8652)

On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I realized that not only am I still an unpublished author, but I can't even get an FML posted after submitting several in the last year. FML

#9042400
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32829) - you deserved it (6681)

On 03/13/2010 at 8:43am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that we need a code word for when I'm being annoying. FML

#8828114
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17929) - you deserved it (7846)

On 03/04/2010 at 7:00pm - love - by ugh - United States

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43137) - you deserved it (9575)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

#8698914
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9258) - you deserved it (27400)

On 02/27/2010 at 8:11pm - misc - by volleyballgirl - United States

Today, I had a seizure at work. My boss walked by and saw me, but didn't help or do anything because he thought I was "picking something up off the floor." FML

#8607847
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29811) - you deserved it (1664)

On 02/24/2010 at 1:29am - work - by argh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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