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mpsteve137
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2730
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28659) - you deserved it (7620)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45163) - you deserved it (8492)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

#13645205
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37688) - you deserved it (10311)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

#13641509
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38774) - you deserved it (4368)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

#13512801
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31227) - you deserved it (2226)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was texting this guy i've liked for a really long time, because of how nice and sentimental he is. We were sending each other things like "You make me smile" and "You're so damn cute" when finally he said "Let's just stop texting and hook up already." So much for sentimental. FML

#13507844
193 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML

#13432324
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32665) - you deserved it (19790)

On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7062) - you deserved it (32631)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
415 comments

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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because 'I look like his hamster when I'm eating sunflower seeds.' FML

#13285229
102 comments

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On 10/02/2010 at 2:28am - love - by ohman - Singapore

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

#13192437
139 comments

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On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I was doing my homework on the computer when my dad walked by with a plate of food, threw his fork at me, and said "POSTURE!" FML

#13087587
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18170) - you deserved it (4992)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by huwauw (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

#13083342
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19207) - you deserved it (6246)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML

#12972343
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25524) - you deserved it (3932)

On 09/09/2010 at 1:33am - intimacy - by karebear - United States

Today, my boyfriend questioned why I always put my shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes my shirts to regain their form and tightness. His response: "You should throw your vagina in there along with them." FML

#12822018
229 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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