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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3495
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from my biological father, who I have never met in my life. As I was scrolling through his hobbies and interests, I saw "Drinking," "Black women with big asses," and "Getting laid, lol." FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45931) - you deserved it (3493)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20191) - you deserved it (60784)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37089) - you deserved it (4248)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

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235 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (12177)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

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218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42699) - you deserved it (6867)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42699) - you deserved it (6867)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
732 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48717) - you deserved it (6985)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20196) - you deserved it (67155)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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126 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

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276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39447) - you deserved it (7651)

On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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404 comments

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On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107221) - you deserved it (6435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

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116 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

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116 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -



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