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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3516
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54786) - you deserved it (5406)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38189) - you deserved it (4588)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. His response was, "Thank god, finally." FML

#17757165
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (8163)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:10am - love - by Cora - United States

Today, I told my husband that I wanted him to stay sober during the week. He responded by saying he wanted me to be a supermodel during the week. FML

#17755758
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24318) - you deserved it (8876)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:15am - love - by brinn - United States (California)

Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML

#17671695
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (9241)

On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

#17640475
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47793) - you deserved it (18377)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

#17586114
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31283) - you deserved it (5431)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (3043)

On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 am because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

#17507897
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25498) - you deserved it (3043)

On 08/18/2011 at 6:02am - misc - by boyfriend123 - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (2796)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend leaned over and sniffed me like a dog. He does this almost every day, even in front of people sometimes. FML

#17427573
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24462) - you deserved it (6490)

On 08/10/2011 at 8:36am - love - by Username - United States

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31748) - you deserved it (2953)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while walking on the sidewalk, someone hit me with their car. They yelled at me for being in their way. FML

#17426296
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31748) - you deserved it (2953)

On 08/10/2011 at 3:22am - misc - by TheKunitzShow14 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54075) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54075) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)



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