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Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by moopymoplady / 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Dickhead / 11/25/2011 at 10:02am / Lebanon / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm / United States / Love
by kaybax / 11/19/2011 at 6:42am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by halloweed / 11/16/2011 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Nico / 11/12/2011 at 10:42am / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2011 at 2:06am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy