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mpsteve137

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6604
  • Number of comments : 202
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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mpsteve137's favorite FMLs

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51482) - you deserved it (8126)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33477) - you deserved it (8396)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13704) - you deserved it (42690)

On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26628) - you deserved it (5318)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32247) - you deserved it (15853)

On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12052) - you deserved it (56636)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13613) - you deserved it (47107)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (5710)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32459) - you deserved it (5710)

On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17149) - you deserved it (43205)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27091) - you deserved it (7987)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36646) - you deserved it (6917)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
473 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41325) - you deserved it (3196) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23889) - you deserved it (5770)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39399) - you deserved it (6181)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)



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