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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3510
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 41 posted

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Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15945) - you deserved it (41318)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26734) - you deserved it (7941)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he suddenly pulls out and says, "Pull my penis." So I pulled his penis and he farted. Then he started doing it again. FML

#18260975
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36247) - you deserved it (6879)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by halloweed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
465 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (3175) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21682) - you deserved it (5494)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend drove me home. I mentioned how I had recently started my period and he freaked out, saying I would "leak" through my tampon onto his seat. He made me sit on towels all the way home. FML

#18196154
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36544) - you deserved it (5884)

On 11/08/2011 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28962) - you deserved it (9133)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, my wife caught me masturbating to porn. She screamed at me and asked why I would be masturbating when I had her to have sex with. So I asked if she wanted to have sex, she said no. FML

#18108392
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39604) - you deserved it (22570)

On 10/30/2011 at 1:31am - intimacy - by Korisite - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After we finished, he went under the covers and started touching me. At first I thought he was trying to give me "oral pleasure". It turns out he lost the condom inside of me and was trying to fish it out before I noticed. FML

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12688) - you deserved it (39580)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

#17919318
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27671) - you deserved it (9989)

On 10/06/2011 at 11:23am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

#17902155
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (4895)

On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29663) - you deserved it (11173)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29663) - you deserved it (11173)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML

#17857316
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16483) - you deserved it (50923)

On 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm - intimacy - by Hypocrisy (man) - United States (Florida)



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