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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28295) - you deserved it (13108)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
359 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32923) - you deserved it (9363)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36046) - you deserved it (5439)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out the hard way that I'm the "lucky" type of woman who can experience intense orgasms in certain positions: in the middle of group yoga. FML

#15896670
220 comments

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
717 comments

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On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I wore a fake wedding ring on my left hand when buying a pregnancy test so the cashier at Walmart wouldn't think I'm a slut. FML

#15738282
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16608) - you deserved it (52103)

On 04/11/2011 at 9:16am - intimacy - by CheeseyPotatoes (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
127 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

#15561412
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33065) - you deserved it (6145)

On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41736) - you deserved it (6420)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88643) - you deserved it (4718) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

#15264550
115 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the dog went nuts at 3am. I searched the yard with a spotlight and machete. Nothing. He may actually just be an asshole. FML

#15184049
113 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:20am - animals - by panda -

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
202 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML

#14881052
176 comments

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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
270 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -



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