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mpsteve137
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 24 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 2743
  • Number of comments : 194
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 40 posted

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Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10351) - you deserved it (29153)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41587) - you deserved it (8919)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41587) - you deserved it (8919)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
332 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
243 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, while I was meditating in my room, I started to hear strange sounds. I was thrilled and thought I was having some sort of profound experience. It turned out my brother had tuned in to South Park out in the living room. FML

#18537264
113 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 4:18pm - misc - by Alpha (man) - Estonia

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46337) - you deserved it (7418)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

#18472242
113 comments

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On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

#18451653
288 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I saw Santa. He gave me the finger. FML

#18378519
134 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:44pm - misc - by moopymoplady - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before my girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
161 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
231 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML

#18329759
137 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 6:54pm - health - by chunkymonkey (woman) -



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