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About movies12 : Well, oh my gosh there is so much to put about me. Where do I start....I'm pregnant at 17(NO) I have dated 1700 guys(not really) I make people laugh for no reason, if u haven't already noticed. Oh, and I worship Russel Peters.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML
Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
Friday 2 October 2015