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by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 9:31am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I went to an orchestra concert. Halfway through the performance I had to fart really bad, so I decided to try and sneak it in while the orchestra was playing a loud exciting part. Just as I let it rip, there was a dramatic pause in the music. Everyone heard. FML
by Concert Flatulent / 07/10/2012 at 12:44am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Discouraged / 05/31/2012 at 8:43am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
by liquid_sasquatch / 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Kids
Today, I watched a movie with my little sister. I couldn't understand a word that was said during one scene, but I figured it was in some kind of made-up language. When I commented on it later, she called me a moron and said it was Spanish. FML
by sickdisney / 05/21/2012 at 2:42pm / United States (California) / Kids
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by dukebluedevils13 / 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by burn / 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
- Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were… Today, I was messing around with my wife. I grabbed her boobs and said, "Honk honk". Unbeknownst to… Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only…