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mouxouxou
  • Town/Country : Athens, Greece
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 4 April 1989 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 101
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML

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On 08/04/2011 at 9:47pm - animals - by dukebluedevils13 - United States (Colorado)

Today, my kids decided putting laxatives in my coffee would loosen me up and calm my nerves. I have a 3 hour long meeting soon. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 4:05pm - kids - by burn - United States (Florida)

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12 year old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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On 03/17/2011 at 12:04am - kids - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend did the Austin Powers dance/strip-tease while dancing to 'I Touch Myself'. It was cute until he ripped off his shirt and revealed that he'd shaved his chest hair in the shape of a penis. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anon (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by Dilly_20 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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On 01/27/2011 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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