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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    69%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    23%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    37%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    29%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    20%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Mouxouxou's favorite FMLs

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

By Gabriela / Wednesday 23 November 2011 01:00 /

Today, I went to my doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

By toomuch - / Tuesday 22 November 2011 09:36 / Australia

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

By nemo518 - / Thursday 23 December 2010 06:36 / Canada

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

By sadsadperson - / Wednesday 7 September 2011 08:51 / Australia

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

By Evaki1 / Monday 13 June 2011 14:24 / Greece