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  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1972 (41 years)
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Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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