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Today, I rushd home during a torrential downpour. When I got back, I went to take a pee an took off my wet socks while I had the chance. Once I finishd, I stood up with usd toilet paper in one hand an wet socks in the other. Guess which I tossd into the toilet. mega FML
I finally found outhere my great grandmother's antique handheld mrror disappeard to. According to the headmaster, my eleven year old son has been using it to look up his classmates' dresses at school. FML
Today, the last person I invited to my birthday party called and said they couldn't come because another party "came up" and they "hope I understand". It's on December 31st. This happen every year without fail. fat FML
Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML
Today roommate cummed home and began changing cloths in the same room that boyfriend and I were in . I quickly got annoyed looool and angry andhen I began questioning her about it she just laughedhile saying "Oh relax it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML
Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete thehole project that I've been working on for about three weeks . I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first looool domino, an watched with pride . When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record . FML
Friday 27 March 2015