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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 610
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About moonmonkeyman : I LOVE MONKEYS

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 7:22am<b>Bradley_Dillon</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 1:14am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 1:32pm<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/18/2014 at 1:39am<b>Virince</b> - the 01/01/2014 at 8:17pm<b>xzxXxzx</b> - the 10/12/2013 at 1:43am<b>username590</b> - the 05/09/2013 at 7:30am<b>sniffew</b> - the 04/21/2013 at 11:53pm<b>Cway123</b> - the 04/06/2013 at 12:52pm<b>raphanne</b> - the 10/22/2011 at 12:43pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 1:22pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:32pm

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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moonmonkeyman's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

by bronco_lover89 / 05/21/2012 at 9:05pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

by sad / 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Love

Today, as I was walking home from work, I became the victim of a drive-by peanutting. Yes, apparently I'm only worth a bag of nuts. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2012 at 9:41pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

by chubbyreddevil / 01/31/2012 at 1:12am / United States / Work

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

by Come on / 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

by embarrassed / 11/11/2011 at 10:17am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids