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Today, I was stuck in stand-still traffic for 5 minutes, before realizing I had stopped behind a parked car. FML
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On 06/12/2011 at 9:51am - misc - by El Stupido - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
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On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
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On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML
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On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
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On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
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On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)
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On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -
Today, I freaked out when the remote wouldn't unlock my car. I stood in the rain trying to open the door. Unsure of what to do next, I called my boyfriend. He told me to "put the key in the door". I had forgotten about that option. FML
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On 04/13/2011 at 5:44pm - misc - by andimanastudent (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML
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On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -
Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML
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On 04/07/2011 at 12:55pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, my friends sat me down and said they were concerned I was self-harming. I don't self-harm, I'm just a massive klutz. They don't believe me, and want me to get professional help. And now, because I found it all so funny, they think I'm mentally unhinged. FML
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On 03/30/2011 at 1:28pm - misc - by Alisha (woman) - United Kingdom (Stirling)
Today, my dad said that if I walked home from school, a distance of 8 miles, he would give me $50. Two hours and four massive blisters later, I come home. When I asked for my money, he said "I was kidding." FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by hiker - United States
Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)
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