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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 April 1979 (35 years)
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About mmwtrance : When life hands you lemons, grab a bottle of tequila!!

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42257) - you deserved it (9156)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home to a furious wife and an answering machine message from a woman neither of us know claiming I got her pregnant. My wife won't believe she got the wrong number. FML

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