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Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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On 02/21/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I called my girlfriend and she answered telling me how amazing the sex was last night and she can't wait to see me later. I didn't see her last night. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by screewit (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML
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On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was marked absent from my math class because nobody in my class noticed I was there. FML
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On 02/19/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by Invisible (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:59pm - misc - by lalalee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML
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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML
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On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)
Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
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On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
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On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)
Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)
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