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  • Birth Date : Friday 14 October 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7871
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About mmodified : hi i'm sony.
I'm vegetarian and love animals.

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Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

#54782
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71513) - you deserved it (3931)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condoms so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML

#43502
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72448) - you deserved it (7542)

On 02/14/2009 at 7:38pm - misc - by NeverCampingAgain (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

#27684
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77408) - you deserved it (4169)

On 02/11/2009 at 9:09pm - misc - by sober (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

#14737
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67763) - you deserved it (8383)

On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

#11697
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82375) - you deserved it (18099)

On 02/06/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Noname - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my wife left me the following voicemail: “Alex, last night was amazing. You took me to places I’ve never been to before. I can’t wait to see you tonight after work.” My name is Rob. We haven’t had sex in two years. FML

#9051
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60178) - you deserved it (8810)

On 02/05/2009 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Barrel - United States (Missouri)



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